This is the darkest timeline

If you’re a guy, the Federal government does a really good job tracking you down when you turn 18 and mailing you your Selective Service form to fill out. They’re been doing this since the Carter administration (Carter brought it back; I think it was the norm for most of the postwar era.)

my official response to Vera Bradley as a self-identified 35-year-old woman who “appreciates beauty in color and prints and thoughtful details and in her relationships”:

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

I’d say Cincy ends up with a better overall record if their QB stays healthy!

Can’t really blame companies for not wanting to get into the daycare business. It’s not only expensive but there is opening up to liability. And they are devoting all these resources to something that isn’t their main function.

So the point is that you don't really like your neighbor? (I kid, I kid).

Recycling is good, particularly wood, even if it’s hipsters doing it. I don’t understand all the sudden hate for reclaimed wood. Just throw it all in the dumpster, amirite, or burn it! That would be much better.

Thanks for mentioning the SAHM/Working mom choice thing. I stay home primarily for financial reasons and my wardrobe is very limited. Obviously that’s not the case for many of the Lulu moms but I know others like me. I need some clothing that I can walk long distances in that dries quickly and is comfortable. I'm not…

I feel like this article ignores simpler, more mundane explanations for the popularity of “athleisure” as a style: comfort and convenience.

Is it really funny?

I’m loaded up on athleisure because guilt-free pajamas in public is my jam.

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. Remember how Warren Moon had to go to the CFL to be taken seriously?

It’s not bad to like the West Wing! But if you rewatch it, particularly in conjunction with some of Sorkin’s other shows (or after you are more familiar with certain things he has said or done in RL), there’s a pretty good chance you’ll start to realize that a fair amount of what you originally thought was brilliant…

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

why were you hard in the first place?

Yep. It’s immoral to work for him. People who do so require consequences.

Notre Dame is as bad as it gets, which, considering Stanford exists, really is saying something.