For real though, I’d like to thank the Washington football team.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

No argument there, but considering that interns don’t really have all that much of a leg up on getting offered a paid position anymore, its really is rather pointless.

You’re wonderful. Can I vote for you for president? I was told recently it is equivalent to drunk driving. They pay lots more for car insurance so I should pay lots more for health insurance. The moral equivalency really hurts. They choose to drive drunk and I was born with my illness.

The public option was removed from the ACA because it was a concession for getting sufficient support to pass it. If more people who support instating the public option get to DC, we do have a chance of implementing it.

MISS CLEO IS THAT YOU?!? Because that is fucking spot on. Save this entire comment, I guarantee you're going to want to pull it out to impress people with your prediction skills in 5 years.

I WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED FOR 72 DAYS AND THEN AT THE END, DURING THE SLIGHTLY CONTENTIOUS DIVORCE, TAYLOR AND KIM APPEAR IN PUBLIC TOGETHER, HANGING OUT, SHOPPING AND DRINKING TEA AND HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

This is awesome. I hate when people pull the “humans are not supposed to be monogomous” card as a rationale for why their behavior is ok. Monogamy, non-monogamy- whatever works for you is fine, but it has to be open and honest or you’re just being an asshole.

And #38 is the guy who is really, really okay with just being friends. No really. As long as he can spend time with you, he’s happy. Really. No pressure.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

Good point. My 10 lb tabby regularly beats the snot out of my 90 lb German shepherd/ Burnese beast.

Yeah, I’ve been flipping back and forth between Stein and Clinton. Do I personally think Bernie would be the best candidate of all that were running and is most aligned with my views? Yes. But honestly, even though I probably share more views with Stein than Hillary, she’s simply never held political office before, so…

It’s just like, if you look at facts there’s no way a reasonable person who supported Bernie’s policies and identifies as a progressive would then look at the choice between Clinton and Trump and choose The Donald. It’s just not a factually supported position, and the people who are choosing it are irrational and…

No vote is a vote for Cersei. #nevercersei

Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!

The first Cabinet Secretary was Frances Perkins. It is not an accident that she looks dowdy in any photo of her. She dressed and behaved matronly on purpose, to desexualize herself and to make her unthreatening to men.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

Don’t tell Lindy West how to write.

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.