I'm pretty sure Lee Pace was channeling David Bowie as Jareth and then taking it up another notch, and I LOVED IT!

Bbbbut the barrel scene! Interspecies flirting! Giant fucking wood spiders!

Pardon me while I take absolutely zero advice from this asshole.

"Versatility is what we look for."

That was great but I was pretty thrown off by the weird sex scene thrown in the middle. Anyone else?

What's to research? Star Wars has ONE major female character. There aren't even a lot of female extras. ONE.

To be fair, I'd rather swiffer 10 houses over doing the laundry. I LOATHE the laundry.

In my mind I've renamed that movie, Hot Mess Hair for Everyone. Because seriously:

"The Denver offense centers around a quarterback who likes time in the pocket to throw the deep ball"

I've already left this elsewhere on the same article, but it's too true and I just can't stop:

Hm, have they tried using pink writing in a cursive font? Women love that.

The only note of condolence I can offer is that I have heard before something about how it is easier for people to work for an opposite gender boss. We kind of write off the annoying things they do in a way that we don't if they are our same gender. In the same way I saw something about long haul astronauts needing to…

Is it worth considering the possibility that a lot of the women polled had a non-facile reason for their response? Perhaps current gender dynamics cause particular tension between female bosses and female employees?

I won't even try to deny that I laughed.

This. Oh, sweetie you do NOT want to know what the dream guy who only exists in my head is like. In fact, I'm too ashamed to even type out a description of him in a public forum because I know people will laugh at me. The lonely and our silly dreams.

Oh geez, at this guy's age I was searching for my very own Zach Braff from Garden State.

Darcii?

I basically want to pinch this guy's cheek and tell him that it'll be okay, and that he'll find someone lovely in her own way if he looks for her. I'm a little embarrassed for him, but I can't despise the poor chap. Not when there are dudes out there like Romeo Rose whose Dream Woman list is so grotesque it beggars…

This doesn't bother me. He'll probably eventually find a real woman, and this imaginary one won't seem so important anymore. I'm a little perplexed by his desire for a woman who has the mind of Charlotte from Lost in Translation, because I remember her having no personality at all. But I seem to be the one person on…