Oh, Christ on a Cracker, for fuck’s sake, what the hell, are you kidding, STFU, JG!

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

#allmen

Much like Drake, I do not understand why Ed Sheeran’s music is popular.

How dare you disparage Politico’s dream of a unity ticket between Creepy Uncle who Touches Women and Girls Inappropriately all the Time and Creepy Uncle who Likes to Randomly Yell Who Let The Dogs Out Who Who Who around Black People.

“I’m sorry that one of your parents is me.”

My response appears to be swallowed whole by Kinja, but the NIH, the FDA, and the CDC agree with the two of us.

All of what you said is a good argument for not eating raw food. Rinsing the meat with water does not automatically eliminate that stuff. Heat usually kills/sterilizes it all, hence why we cook meat. Things like eating bits of flies, mesquites, rats, etc may be disgusting, but they won’t hurt you (you have eaten a ton…

I’m a chef instructor at an urban college and this is my biggest fight the first day of the ServSafe safe course. Your co-worker was right - rinsing meat will actually cause more problems than it solves. Soaking in vinegar does absolutely nothing, either. Sorry.

You coworker is correct. Washing the chicken doesn’t actually remove anything and just spreads the chicken bacteria all over your sink and your hands.  

“A third chimed in that washing chicken spread germs.”

America continues to be a centuries long garbage fire.

I know people are mostly thinking of this in terms of fan art, but this is going to make life harder for a lot of sex workers who rely on social media to promote their business. With more and more platforms taking on the Puritanical bent of “no nude photos allowed”, they’re going to have to work harder and harder to…

“We could go through and weed out the actual child porn. But, I mean, it would be so much easier to just nuke our entire site.”

Nothing woke about Dwayne. He’s just an asshole.

My one-year old cat wakes up in the middle of the night and wants to talk and snuggle. The fifteen-year old just sleeps in her own bed(s) until I wake up.

She... Didn't say that?

It’s a special gift they have ~ I mean, why miss a chance to imply that Asians are just tasteless, classless nouveau riche . . .unlike them! Y’know, they’re just the kind of people who buy high fashion because the quality, the fit!  It’s just exactly right for them!