I love Tom Hiddleston. He knows it. We talk about our undying love all of the time. We're totally a thing.

All I see is an American Apparel campaign, giant bangs, Gwen Stefani circa 1994 and Daenerys Targaryen. As shot by Terry Richardson.

When will he finally learn that his career isn't as important as *love*?

This is actually the first song J Lo's had in YEARS that I don't absolutely hate. So that's a plus. It's a decent hook.

I find the video really fun until the part featuring French Montana — which was exactly like every other objectifying video- The part where the back up dancer crawls on the ground infront of him? Gross. It was even more jaring because of how the rest of the video is so tongue in-cheek about objectifying men's bodies.

Are all her looks in this video a reflection on J Lo's greatest fashion hits? I can't look at that first pant suit without thinking of that Versace she wore at the 200 Grammy's

Lena Heady is my eyebrow role mode. And also awesomeness role model.

That is a movie I will sit down and watch literally every time I see it on. It's so good.

That's because the Princess Bride is the best friggin' thing ever!

This is important, when does it come out?

Some ladies on twitter really turned it around, though. My contributions:

He's a good boyfriend, too. I just called him and asked if he would come over and fix the wobbly side view mirror on my car. He said he could do it but not until later tonight. Then I said well if you're going to come over later tonight instead of now, maybe you could bring dinner. He said he was planning on eating…

I like this one (from Bailey @the_author_):
Anyway, #liestoldbyfemales: I am actually a velociraptor. I can fly. I secrete acid when threatened. My hair? Snakes.
4:57am - 5 Mar 14

Well, he didn't write it! The buck stops with Stephan Moffatt.

Oh, Benedict... you are so lovely. But don't think a black and white brooding stare is going to make me forgive you for the mess that Sherlock season 3 was.

This kind of stuff reminds me of one my favorite poems by Pablo Neruda. Ah writing as art.

the cultural expectations society has put on women since forever to be this perfect specimen of servitude to a man's ideal woman.

• Standing in the shower for 45 minutes, imagining I am on a tropical island showering in one of those sexy outdoor beach shower things with Ralph Fiennes or Cumberbatch or Eddie Cibrian or this guy I saw in a Taco Bueno commercial once. Have no idea who he is. Very, very hot tho.

You forgot:

• MISANDRY