It also makes you a condescending liar. I live up here too. Don’t try and tell me that fights don’t happen...even in the good seats.

I’ve seen plenty of Seahawk fans starting fights. Drop the holier than thou attitude. You’re the reason people (rightfully) hate Seahawk fans.

When Malcom Butler intercepted Russell “The Bot” Wilson, I was giddy. My smile slowly faded as I realized that Pats fans could celebrate another SB win.

Bro, this article was about you.

Good Lord.

Not really fully grasping the spirit behind this series, are we?

Local fans refer to Wilson and his latest beard like they are family friends (did the same thing with his first “wife”.) Fuck this fanbase. Seattle is a horrible place to live during the NFL season.

And you know him personally to vouch for his love of “chicks”?

Can’t wait for Seahawk fans to go back to their first team.