The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

Here’s the thing: there’s no scientific controversy around those topics. Politicians and the general public still like to argue, but the facts are well established. So it’s worth knowing that the political controversy sneaks into articles that should be about scientific fact.

Can you not call him a moron? Can you call him a rape apologist and psychopath. Moron just doesn't quite cover how fucking insane his thinking is.

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

I thought this guy was an idiot, but now i can’t help but think Huckabee is evil. A 10 year old rape victim. A child whose body is not fully grown being forced to maintain a pregnancy. There is no other word that fits men like this.

Just people going to work. In the 1980s the F-117 was flown out of Tonapah Test Range at night, while the pilots would get their daytime flying hours in at Nellis on A-7’s. Members of the 4450th Tactical Group would get on an Evergreen Airline at Nellis (not McCarren Airport) on Monday morning and fly up north.

Why would they care? Planes are routinely sold amongst airlines and private businesses so a contractor of the U.S. government is no different. They likely simply bought whatever plane was least expensive while meeting a particular condition or life expectancy target. They then do their own comprehensive look over and…

The “I wanna do a photoshoot of you .... eating five guys” made me cringe. I know he really doesn’t mean the burger chain. (Those fries though, so good)

I found the source!

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

I’m simultaneously laughing and dry heaving imagining him emerging from the shower.

Sorry I can’t get worked up over the price tag of Hillary’s hair. One of the reasons I do it myself is because I found out upon moving to Manhattan that cut and color was going to run me $300 at most places where the person cutting your hair speaks English (I realize how xenophobic this sounds - but you can get a…

Dude looks like an evil grandma who is waiting for you to eat the delicious apple pie she made - except she put arsenic in it to kill you so she could get it with your teen-aged boyfriend.

Interestingly enough, $125.00 is also the amount Jeb Bush thinks we should be spending on women’s health issues.

Can we please have a standing ovation for the men piloting this plane?

I honestly have nooo idea.

This is the first sensible commentary to come out of Gawker since the whole fiasco last week.