Up the ante and make it Peruvian children’s music. There is literally nothing more annoying.

Off-topic: Jezebel, I love you, but what the hell is going on at Gawker Headquarters? There needs to be a statement/apology for the David Geithner story. I feel dirty coming here now...

i thought they were giant ties

Psst: the 9 year old is a girl.

Obviously this is a complex case. The mother is not a saint here. This is a bitter legal battle. But most people are focusing their condemnation on the judge and this particular action...and they are 100% right to do so.

Because family court judges aren’t supposed to send kids to juvie. They don’t even have the jurisdiction to send kids to jail. The kids aren’t parties to the divorce.

The kids should have had a guardian ad litem appointed to each. No one is advocating for these kids in court!

As a result, we have a frenzied, and misinformed, misguided public.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

No matter how you look at this story, the children are the victims here.

While an improvement over a juvenile detention centre, I don't like that these children are being forced to attend camp. The lack of respect that this judge is showing for the personal autonomy of these children is shocking. Another story I read about this included a quote from the judge heaping praise on the father…

Oh fuck you lady. Fuck you so hard. My sister ate perfectly nutritious foods 98% of the time- I could live on cake. She slept well each night and woke the same time each day. I have been known to “ride it out” and just sleep the following day through. If I am really giddy you can bet that I have not slept in at least…

I know this article is on rewind, but this time I’ve noticed that there’s no Portrait of Jenny—Jennifer Jones keeps appearing at different ages to our painter hero over a short period of time—but she really lived and died in the past. Definitely counts as a time-travel story. Plus, it showed up on YouTube for a while…

The internet is for cats.

Why would I replace a real cat with a dog that wishes it was a cat?

I am.

Nah, probably one of her sisters.

There are lots of other theories but they are all needlessly complicated. That the Princes were taken to the Tower on Richard III’s orders, and were last seen during his reign, is indisputable.

“what happened to Richard III’s nephews?”