If anything because she wasn’t putting up with any of snotty nosed young buck Will Smith’s mess!

#TeamOriginalAuntViv

The entire Tanner Saga was all a dream and John Stamos wakes up in bed next to Bob Newhart.

For the sake of the youngs (err, used to be youngs), can we please throw an Aunt Viv call out into this mix?

“I didn’t even know she rowed!”

I hate these cutesy nicknames like BBQ Becky and Sephora Sandy. When you don’t use the offender’s real name, it’s a shield from consequences.

I hate myself for what I’m about to type, god help me.

But some drivers don’t like the guesswork involved in assessing whether or not a passenger wants to chitchat, vent, or be left alone:

Danny and Jon both run to the Throne and try to sit on it at the same time.  The both fall off and end up sitting the floor.  Danny smiles, says “Oh, you...”, Jon shrugs and smiles, then the theme from Growing Pains plays.  Fin.

In her defense, we all committed crimes against fashion in our youth. 

Apparently she and Melania Trump live in a world that reeks of farts.

Compost the rich?

Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner’s mom, maintains that her daughter is “self-made” and we’re all full of it. Eat the rich.

I actually don’t disagree or agree with the artists. It’s tricky.

HOP HOP HOP into that pussayyyyyyy

I squealed with delight watching Arya eye-fuck the shit out of him in that scene, and ALSO upon seeing your name listed first in the comments. Dodai!!!!

Do you have any horses that need shoeing?  Can you borrow a horse for the day?

i just 

THANK YOU. I feel like so much of the objection is because dudes don’t have a boner for Arya. “She looks young!”, but you know she isn’t, and you know she’s a woman in charge of her own body and her own mind. Gendry was clearly down for it. There was nothing gross about it. I’m always happy when one of the three cold…

Coachella, who cares, let’s talk about Carly Simon, because I am in my dotage.