So Facebook has a little link in the left sidebar called “Memories”, which shows you all the things you posted on that date each year prior. I’ve started clicking it every day, to occasionally smile / mostly methodically delete dumb shit.

orrrrrr I could just be informing people that the suggestion that ad campaigns are created in a board room buy a bunch of male suits, ala Madmen, is an antiquated/ignorant thing to automatically suggest. Frankly it’s just information to try and educate and hopefully, eventually, change this outdated viewpoint that,…

That’s incrediblyregency of you. Well done.

“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

I drank nothing but Jim Beam and Milwaukee’s Best for 6-1/2 years of college, but do I get a magazine profile?

Now waiting for a woman who just got her 15th unwanted phone number from a creep to stand up and yell, “I am sick and tired of these motherfucking rakes on this motherfucking plane!” 

putting aside his scumbaggery for a second, i could never understand why critcs fell all over themselves for him. No film geek i know looked forward to his films like they would for Spike Lee, Jarmusch or Scorsese.

Woody Allen: making the same fucking movie since 1979!

Part of her defense was that she was super depressed and suicidal herself, and was on antidepressant medication which made her more susceptible to that sort of thinking.

That story is amazing. The final line!! Ah. Perfection. 

That NYT Bikini article you referenced is next level. Before I even clicked on it I knew which bikini it was. There’s enough twists and turns in that story for it to be a movie.

“A little bit of interest.” “A little bit of pain.” What the hell do they think this is?! 

I’ve never heard of Lara Trump before, but I found a gif of her pretty quickly.

This is like Marie Antoinette saying “Let them eat cake”...only not apocryphal and misattributed!

As the wife of a government employee worried about paying our mortgage and ensuring we are taking care of our 1 year old daughter, I have some thoughts for Wilbur Ross and Laura Trump.

I find this quote from the Emperors New Groove consistently relevant to the current administration 

Jesus H. Christ, this isn’t tone deafness, it’s a complete lack of sympathy and empathy. I guess no one told them that the average Government worker isn’t a 1%-er and actually needs their paycheck.

I hope she loses the hair bow before her “I’m a slave 4 U” / “Dirrrrty” / “We Can’t Stop” phase.

This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

Seriously, fuck that Jessica Simpson cover.