oh god what have I done.

She’s an ACTUAL Trustafarian. Look at that rat’s nest on her head.

1. i would bet that most of the cars she’s posting arent actually hers

During this debacle I followed some of the attendees to track the mess in real time because I love a slomo trainwreck, this included following some sort of trustafarian named kt_magee (0n instagram), who was posting about her experience. This ended up being the gift that kept on giving, because long after Fyre Fest out…

Right? I stopped eating meat for ethical and environmental reasons, that doesn’t mean I don’t miss chicken nuggets!

“If you have the option of getting what you want in a way that better aligns with your ethics, ignore it! This is a reasonable and logical stance, somehow!”

I grew up vegetarian, so fake veggie blood sounds more appealing than real blood (but neither sounds great). It’s funny though, a restaurant next to my house has the impossible burger and I’m too squicked out to try it because it looks and smells TOO beefy. My meat-eating husband has had it and really enjoyed it…

Definitely not a Melbourne thing. Maybe just Sydney?

This is ridiculous. You never need to go that far in Adelaide!

Haha no. It’s a bit of a joke that hipsters use scooters (the fold up style) in Melbourne CBD to get around, but I’ve literally never heard of or seen anyone use a golf cart off a golf course or huge winery - that’s more of a US thing, I honestly think.

*waves in Australian*

I did the same thing in Quebec when complimented on my French...so very proud. Until I realized that must mean the actual French think my accent is atrocious.

Obviously, this is a weirdly intense faux accent. But isn’t this a real thing? I seem to pick up certain people’s inflections, especially if it’s unique, if I hang out with them for a long period of time. I imagine it’s kind of the same with accents?

Yeah - your daughter and I have that in common. And I have been raged at by both men and women for thinking men over 30 are “creepy” for hitting on me. I’m not necessarily calling them “old” either. They just always act so fucking condescending. And while they’re hitting on me! Like it’s very clear they want someone…

I felt that relief when I became a bit chubby, and it’s why I don’t care to go back to being my version of skinny. I’m just going to dress in my old lady clothes and keep my extra 40 pounds and be happy that I can go about my day without gross old men staring at me.

I have a 25 year old daughter and she thinks guys over 30 are creepy. She can’t be alone in this. I am of an age where I am invisible to all men except the husband. Although there is some beauty in this, I could do without the dudes who don’t seem to see me sharing the sidewalk with them, exiting the train, waiting on…

I’m still skeptical of this whole Kate and Meghan issue. I feel like its just the media making a big to-do about nothing. I think they are all laughing in their castle at all this horse-shit the media comes up with.

For a manicure. I hope they catch this woman and she spends the rest of her life in prison.

I feel empowered to tell Ivanka Trump to fuck right off.

Weed makes my partner obnoxious, and gives me a killer headache that makes me viciously nauseous until I throw up and sleep it off. We both have anxiety and depression, although his is worse and medicated - he has to watch his alcohol intake or else interferes with his meds and he becomes hysterical, sometimes to the…