I agree with you in principle, but tbh on the third day I’ll wear pretty much anything.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I just don’t understand how she hasn’t been in bed under like 4 comforters since this happened. How is she not mortified? I wish I could watch this video, I hate work.

Unless you are also a guy, you probably never had a real shot anyways.

It’s not Kristen’s fault her stupid dreams have made her choose this stupid name and that stupid photo and also I blame her stupid husband and her stupid friends who knew exactly what she was doing and didn’t forcibly stop her from doing it.

“It sounds like a haunted house.” - Erin Gloria Ryan

I’m intrigued. I’ve always just kept a stash of black ones for shark week.

That is for sure where it’s at.

Do I just live in a weirdly progressive area? I don’t need to get off to enjoy sex, but I find most of the dudes I’ve hooked up with enjoy it more if I do get off, even if they don’t, and seem to work more towards that then their own orgasm. In fact, the last couple of guys I’ve tried hooking up with were more…

You could say that the Catholic church formally came to be at the the council of Nicea in 325. So 1690 years. So 6760th trimester. I say go for it.

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

$10,000 buys a lot of sneakers with the velcro.

They don’t care no matter what we say. I’m extremely hard of hearing and have anxiety disorder so I intentionally take books with me everywhere in order to keep myself from having to engage in awkward conversations. Never ever works. If I didn’t happen to respond to Joe, Bob and Bill the first 3 times they spoke…

if yall are married (or live together, or whatever) he’s gonna get sick one way or another, might as well bang ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s the kind of dedication I’ve come to expect from Lucille 2.

Is that real fur?? Please please PLEASE tell me that she wouldn’t do something like that...

Animal Cruelty is never in style.