Hillary is credited, widely, with SCHIP, which has given millions of children healthcare.

Shit. I would be FUCKED if laughing while drinking got me kicked out of places

So my very recent ex-boyfriend, a libertarian (natch), loves to go on and on about how Planned Parenthood would save itself the trouble if they would just become self-sustaining. I’ve explained to him it isn’t so easy, but he maintains that people who use the services should donate to the group to keep it around.

Legitimately wealthy people are some of the cheapest people you will ever meet. How do you think all that wealth accumulated/stays around? Nuevo riche are throwing their money around like it’s nothing, old money be hoarding that shit and cutting corners.

Is that a star-shaped pastie...?

She looks like the last member of the Sheik’s yacht harem left standing after a long evening of on-deck disco dancing.

At the time?

whatever, that gorilla was sexy AF

I kid you Bears.

I’m guessing Colin Farrell really is okay with being single, because that guy could get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaid. Seriously, I’ve heard first-hand accounts from two different people, and he got full, enthusiastic thumbs-up from both women. Man ain’t afraid of the kitty-cat.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

He’s also on Tinder. Pansy sets up accounts of her own, pretending to be other people and setsup dates with him. It’s actually kind of their thing.

I’ve had an incredibly shitty day at work and this is exactly what I needed.

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

For many degrees at many (most?) universities in the US, school is not that hard. I’m really familiar with how curriculum keeps getting remade at these “top tier” universities, and the work just keeps getting easier and lighter because you have to have a certain number of students pass, and students complain about too…

They spend an immense amount of money on the “right” clothes, hair, makeup, etc. There is also an astronomical amount of peer pressure to stay very thin. A lot of women engage in negative self-talk about their weight, but it’s on a whole nother level when it comes to some of these sororities. I have a few friends who…

You’re under the mistaken belief there’s any work done there. It’s just a staging area to hook-up with a the son of a wealthy family or if that’s not in the cards . . . well that black baller with that multi-million contract will do, but let’s not speak of it.