I thought it was a trailer for a Barbie live-action movie...

The other crazy thing is that he’s already killed a lion. My dad is a hunter, but he only hunts birds (pheasants and ducks). A friend of his enjoys big game hunting and has travelled to Africa to hunt (I can’t remember what he hunted there exactly - some type of deer, so nothing like a rhino or lion). I’m not…

I think I already do?

This Taylor Swift Fan Fiction just made me feel all the things. I’m honestly concerned about myself right now.

Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?

You know your chance of getting a divorce? 50 percent. You either will or you won’t. Fuck it.

I GOT 25 CENTS. WHAT WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN???

Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

GOOD THING I’M A WOMAN OF COLOR.

well...

Vacation plans for Oregon next year:

Today is payday...gonna get me a Wylie bra for my F’s. Thank you for the suggestion!

I’m (sadly) not nearly as fabulous as you, but if I had a fucking nickle for every time someone told me I was “too fancy” for something, I’d be a damn millionaire.

I’ve had a friend although not as close sleep with my SO. You never really get over the pain that causes. It’s like not one but two stabs to the heart. It sucks. Great upgrade though, Shania.

Yayyy! I read it, FWIW

They don’t work solely from home, but their Cousin just got a job working from home that pays $7000 a month! No college, no experience! You can do it too! Just go to this website to find out how, and bring your credit card, no scam!!!!!!!$$$$!!!