I was 11, watched placid lake and Jaws with my brother, next week went on school trip to a lake for a week of water sports and me crying my eyes out the moment I went near the water, telling everyone how crocodiles and sharks were going to eat us alive. Mind you, I live in Australia...just not a part where you find…

You got a source for that top gif? Asking for a friend.

I fart with wild abandon and laugh at the noises. I fart as I high kick. I fart while plié-ing. If I'm laying down, I stick my butt high up in the air and fart. I'll fart when I'm far enough into the relationship, but not with the same gusto.

I would fuuuuuuuuuuuck him and smoke weed after it and it would be the best

You, sir, can go fuck yourself #TEAMBLUEBLACK

Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

Yo, I don't know her life.

And I know there's about a 95% chance he's gay, but I'm still digging it, you hot dancing teacher, you.

We get it, Scot Pankey, you are the most in shape teacher with the tightest pants.

I thought it was impossible to be incorrect about matters of personal taste; I was wrong. Your mom's opinion is factually wrong. Just....damn.

Don't you know about the Tolentinos? They are original old money New England. Jia brings up every time we summer at his parent's cottage in mainline Philadelphia. She said to me once, while we were strolling down some slummy Barney's sale, "Does this Hermes scarf make me look like I shop at Target?". And I said,…

It can be difficult to be married to a hobbit...never know when they will have to race out in the middle of the night to destroy an evil magic ring.

The prudishness Americans have about alcohold never ceases to amuse me.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Big Wig Hollywood Producer: And it's set on a college campus, right? So we can appeal to young people? Maybe sneak in some of the music they're listening to for the soundtrack?

OMG. Reason number 328 why I need to leave my current job:

I AM BLESSED WITH HAVING SO MANY INLAWS WHO HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF ME AND ARE VERY NUMEROUS AND FREE FLOWING WITH THEIR OPINIONS ON MY PARENTING ABILITY AND FREQUENT REQUESTS FOR MY FAMILY'S PRESENCE AT UNAFFORDABLE FAMILY EVENTS, PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHS, AND UNAFFORDABLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS.

Ug...as a transwoman that generally passes for my target gender, what the flying fuck am I supposed to do? Walk in the men's room dressed in the manner to which I am accustomed? You want to talk about putting people in a dangerous situation... cis women are in absolutely ZERO danger from us but we are in very real…