We already did. Met each other on this really huge cruise leaving from NYC. He's a talented artist y'know. Might have painted me nude, but I couldn't tell pops about it since my dad is rich and kinda stuck up. And maybe also because I was kind of engaged. Long story short, cruise sunk. I held onto this floating door…
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apparently yesterday.
Sriracha, hollondaise, Worcestershire, hoisin and tartar. Five sauce.
If you'd like to have sex in the house, it's best to do it during the day when the noises of your lovemaking will be covered by the noises of holiday revelry, such as your father complaining about Obama or your mother loudly folding sweaters in another room
Throw all the little shits in jail. We throw people in jail for carrying weed on them... if you drug an entire group of girls without their knowledge you should fucking go to jail.
Wait, but then who do the men pick up? Each other?
This screenshot keeps coming up as though it's some kind of actual rebuttal. Do y'all really not realize that Katie Baker and I are different people? Jezebel is not a giant many-vaginaed hydra, son. Would that it were so.
Good job he's so pro-man, since there isn't a whole lot of pussy in that's guy's future.
Does that mean we won't see such literary pearls of wisdom in glorious technicolor?
Depends what I'm getting ready for, I suppose. If I have to meet with clients at work, I probably spend 45 mins to an hour between hair, makeup, and getting dressed. If I'm schlubbing it at work and not seeing any clients, I probably spend 10 minutes between teeth brushing and efficient messy pony tail tossing.
I fully expect this reply to be deleted after what I have to say. I would like to apologize ahead of time to everyone for this.
I had always given these people the benefit of the doubt, I found them annoying but they seemed to really love each other. This is just sad to hear.
This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.
I have! Only had two drinks and felt more intoxicated than I have ever felt before. Very scary feeling. It's like someone snapped their fingers and I went from sober to wasted. Some guys who I knew through friends were "concerned" for me and took me in a cab back to one of their houses. Thank god when the cab pulled…
Stars: they're just like us!
Bride met Groom at a conference he organized, where she was seriously fucking up her career in a number of ways. She followed him around, hoping to get him alone to remedy the professional errors. He misread that as romantic interest and invited her to visit his city while she was in the area. She proceeded to get…
For a little while, I legitimately thought Martha Stewart went to prison for murder, not insider trading. Things like this still convince me that she'd totally stab someone if she had the chance.
It's a sad day in porn that they had to put a fake mustache on a man playing a character that has a pornstache.