I had a weird mix of stuff growing up - when I was nine I took an IQ test, it was 168. All through school I was highly praised and could do no wrong. On the other hand my mother had for years suffered from postnatal depression and anxiety and was extremely negative towards me. I was also bullied pretty badly up until…

whenever I have to take a shit I boil the kettle, grab a book, make an event out of it. I can see my partner being on board with this though

Dear people - you do what you are comfortable with and what makes you happy. Kids at 25? Great. Kids at 45? Great! If it's what you want to do, do it.

You've outdone yourself here Mark. I will be using that tweet of yours for the next week in and out of context. 'You need to take out the bins' 'I'll show YOU a hot jerk'

Everyone who says they don't see blue and black is LYING. LYING I SAY.

This was so heart warming. Thank you!

I couldn't bring myself to care until you posted this. Now I see it everywhere

My partner asked me to move in with him after a year...but he has had to go away for ages for work because military so by the time he gets back in a few months it will have been 2 and a half years. I guess knowing we want to live together for so long has allowed us to save up enough to buy a house in a couple of…

My partner's almighty accent from Crewe makes me wonder why I failed to fall in love with someone from say, London. Idk if Southerners use the word 'muppet' so liberally though. At least he's English?

I'm sensing you were in a...bad mood Mark?

I wish I had a tv at the Burger King I worked at. Hating the job as much as I did I would definitely have done this

As an Australian I have to stop you there - are King and Queen are Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett

Pretty much - and especially when like me you have Scottish/Welsh name and people kind of spend ten seconds just looking at your face and you have to say 'I'm only like a really small part British, the rest is Spanish' because you just knowwwww they are going to comment about how you don't look 'traditionally British'…

I'm Australian with Spanish roots, so basically my drinking education started when I was nine. Although a small glass of red with dinner eventually evolved into social drinking at 14/15, where my recently 18 year old brother would buy me and my friends booze.

Is Amy doing okay though? Serious question - as super freaking hilarious as this is, it would be getting a bit emotionally exhausting being on the receiving end of it.

As someone who is a borderline G-cup (and ever expanding) at age 21 I honestly cannot fathom this. All I want in life is a breast reduction because IT FUCKING HURTS. Do you know how bad my back problems are???? And I'm a fair few letters of the alphabet behind this woman. Why would anyone do this to themselves???

My boyfriend started off as non-feminist good dude who was a bit of a dude-bro in our relationship...but two years later with me and being gently encouraged to do some reading (which he did, and I love him all the more for doing so) he is an actual feminist and it makes me so happy. I've dated so many guys before who…

So I work in a non-tipping country for a Burger King where I make below the minimum wage (highly illegal in Australia - but yay franchises). On Christmas day I was forced to work a shift I had said I could not do (I had however offered to work at another time of the day as a compromise several months in advance…

I never really believed but I enjoyed pretending I believed until I was 13 or so...even to this day I like to force my parents to set up a nibbled on mince pie, carrot and whiskey

Presents found under my pillow on New Years - surprise vomit