I currently work at Burger King (although I just quit so four shitty shifts left) and I can tell you that yes, this still happens

how did this go??? I need to know more. Moooore

I feel some guilt now for when me and my best friend used to make dating profiles together when we were young (using my single, hot aunt's photo) and lead on older men. It was so very funny when we were 11 through to 15 though

DO WE HAVE THE SAME FAMILY?

My New Years resolutions are thus far a) to be vomit free since 2014 (difficult since I have ibs and love alcohol more than life itself) and to b) not be a bitter adult when I start my second degree next year in my 20s surrounded by 18 year olds who will want to make friends and all that other fresher shit I already…

I don't have a sister, but I do have two brothers (one older with bipolar disorder who self medicates and hates everything I like, so expect spontaneous outbursts of anger and judgement, and one younger who is 18 and thinks that everything in life that goes wrong is someone elses fault, so possible that he'll appear…

I work at Burger King as Drive thru ladeh. You bet I do this kind of stuff - do you know how shit drive thru is otherwise??? (Seriously, customers seem to condense all their douchebagness into the very brief interaction with them you have so sometimes you just have to let the crazy out enough that they suspect you may…

Alcohol marking up is nothing until you've been to Australia. We have massive taxes on alcohol already and it is not cheap compared to some other countries I've been to (Germany, we're looking at you)

I was in denial of my early growthspurt/C cup breasts at 13 and there are some vveeeeeeery awkward photos of me from that age. I simply refused to dress modestly because in my mind I was still a kid.

I was really introverted until about a year and a half ago when my Significant other (who is massively extroverted) and I got together. I would say I still have many introverted qualities but I would definitely be classed more as an extrovert these days. THERE IS HOPE! I am still a neurotic, disagreeable loser though…

Australian. Still waiting. (Then again we already have our own day to celebrate genocide and to drink alcohol with loved ones, so why not do our own sales?)

This. I was complaining about Iggy Azaelia recently being racist (due to radio station selection at work) and some girl I work with was all like "but she can't be racist - she has a black boyfriend". My response was to lecture her for a solid hour on why dating one person of a certain race does not exclude her from…

Okay, so I work at a Burger King with an upstairs toilet that we TRY to check frequently...because of this.

This ruins everything! :c I just wanted some sexy man peen

Dear Rhianna. I accept

so true. I work in Fast food 36hours a week and study architecture full time, and everything except my own spending money my parents pay for. I want Prada sunnies? I layby them for like 2 months. Michael Kors handbag? Same. I have a pretty cushy life but I value this shitty job for the experience I know it will give…

Yep! Earlier this year I was out with my partner, his sister and her friend and all three of us girls were got that night. Thankfully my partner was around (he left us for a bit and that's when we think it happened) and nothing further happened but still not pleasant and if he hadn't turned up when he did who knows?

Groom met Bride before she met Groom because she was way too wasted. Bride remembers complementing someone on their cock that night (no sex involved just drunk nudity). Year later meet again soberish at same party. Talk. Realise they would like to fuck. Several months on Bride realises that Groom's cock is the one she…

I always end up having to pee in the shower no matter what, and my awesome ass partner and I have been together long enough we'll do it together and not give a fuck (we're at that stage where we are concerned over one another's bowel movements). Clearly we knew we were saving the environment all along

When I was five I used to bite other kids when we were playing at school...I think the worst that happened was I had to sit in the corner a few times and my teacher spoke to my mum about it. I grew out of it by the time I was six, but really biting is much worse than saying 'pew pew' and I swear I'm a normal adult now.