How many lives were saved by this?
I am not joking, last year we had an old lady make a kid an orphan when she drove into a restaurant and killed his parents and a waitress. She was never charged with any crime. She only lost her license.

When going through cancer treatment, various friends' dogs (and a random iguana) would guard me and whenever I'd get tired or start to not feel good, they'd REALLY guard me, and make sure that people left me alone. Usually by sitting on me, or giving the stink eye to anyone who talked louder than a whisper. My heart…

Agreed. Plus, I think we need to know how well this bra works during physical activities. Do I still need a sports bra? Will a normal sports bra actually be enough for once?

This is awesome!

After four pregnancies and roughly a billion years of breastfeeding (plus weight swings) I'm there with you. I am both incredibly intrigued and skeeved out. LOL

I was thinking the same thing until the phrase "titanium anchors". That just sounds so ominous.

I give literally zero fucks to drivers complaining about parking tickets. Just park legally you arsehole.

No, everyone reading it just forgot to ask themselves "is there another way I could be interpreting this, perhaps as a message that sexual assault is always avoidable if you don't rape/assault people?"

Oh, lord. Adrenal disease and insulinoma. We take our ferrets to a specialty exotics hospital for treatment when they invariably get tumors. It's three hours away. But it's so worth the $4000-$6000. I hope your little guy does well.

I'm pretty sure that you probably got pushed off the list by Raleigh and Albuquerque, which are only on there because my dad and his various pets split time between them.

There are mirrors with different light settings like "office", "home", "outdoors". I used to use one but it's exhausting, now I choose to look good under artificial light and pictures, in natural light my bronzer makes me look orange and glittery, I don't care.

My solution is to put my makeup on while sitting by the window so that I have natural light. If it doesn't look good in natural light, then it probably won't look good under fluorescent.

Yes, I'm a firm believer in the "you do you" philosophy. (Of course, certain professional settings preclude certain makeup applications, but otherwise, I feel like people should do what makes them happy).

Yeah, the lighting you apply your makeup in makes a huge difference. When my sister wanted to paint her bathroom (makeup room) BRIGHT FUSCHIA I was like 'lol ok'

This pearl clutching is so weird to me! She is ALL ABOUT MARRIAGE. Her sex is WITHIN MARRIAGE. She is talking about HOW GREAT MARRIAGE IS. She had a baby WITHIN MARRIAGE.

My first time snorkeling, I accidentally got a stomachful of seawater when a wave crashed over me. I vomited it back out, along with breakfast, and all the pretty fishies showed up! So, of course, this was a blessing in disguise.

That's a long bike ride.

Every person who has had the burden of being overweight knows that it's usually unhealthy- You don't need to remind the author. What you need to think about is the odd tie of obesity to sin and the bodies of those with disordered eating that requires starvation and denial to some kind of saintly asceticism.

I went on a whale and puffin watching tour a few years back and they offered us seasickness tablets. Being the moron that I am, I decided I would be okay. Lo and behold, one lady in the cabin decides she is definitely not okay and *stays in the cabin* to vomit into a clear plastic bag. This, of course, gets just about…