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We haven't gotten these yet, but this is from our wedding invitation that my husband illustrated and designed. Obviously, he'll get the lobster groom and I'll get the lobster bride.

can't believe I wrote all those extra words

I'm convinced this was intentional. It's like a Dolan interpretation of Kratos. Kertos? "kertos pls" If I saw that on someone I'd laugh hysterically with the guy, not at him.

SLUTS!

Dear Bros,

"I should have manned up and I should have fought for you," Blandford says. "And I didn't. I didn't. I am so grateful that you are in Heaven with Jesus, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, and that you got to see him before I did. And I know you're going to extend me grace, but I just—it would've been so cool to

I know you're a flash in the pan troll, but that's generally not this site's agenga.

Not really ridiculous. My husband is a vegetarian, I am not, so I always make sure if I'm roasting real meat with fake meat that they are separate, as well as using different utensils for each. If on the grill I keep the veggie stuff far away from the meat, and still use different tongs. He is really appreciative of

sorry McDonald's, I'm too busy:

Can we talk about how Kanye actually came out his mouth in an interview, complaining that he unsuccessfully tried to partner with Gucci and Louis V. by saying his association with those companies would convince the urban market (read. stupid black people) to buy more of their products (read. overpriced shit). And

Iggy's flow is fierce, if you ask me.

Bullshit, I have the Zach Galifianakis look DOWN.

Shall I get the Misandry Gif thread going?!

Who knew he was the Kanye West of the Jackass bunch?

Hey now, some of us are that child, and we aren't THAT scarred. That's just, like, you're opinion, man. (full disclosure: haven't seen my biodad since I was 9, I am a normal functioning member of society)


Everyone wants to be black, aside from the burden of actually being black. Welcome to America, people.

When I was four I left the house unnoticed, walked to the grocery store, and came home with a bag of shoplifted bagels. The perfect crime!

And then people complain that kids are inside all day playing video games instead of playing pick up games with their friends.