Eh. If you think about it, a doll might actually be the BEST way to introduce children to the idea of the different anatomies. Kids learn a lot during playtime and this is a good way for them to learn about the different names of body parts etc, without getting caught ogling some other kid's junk on the playground out…

I feel kind of weird that so many people are doggedly arguing against your point.

Aw this kid! Every child grapples with mortality at some point. My mom says it was when I was 3 or 4 and watching The Land Before Time with her. When Littlefoot's mother dies (spoiler alert for no one) apparently I turned to her and said, "Mommy... You can die?" She told me that yes, she could die. Apparently I spent…

DID SHE APPROVE THIS FUCKING BEIGE MONSTROSITY SHE MADE ME WEAR TO MY OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE SHE FUCKING HAND HUGGED ME? DID SHE? I AM ON THE A-LIST, YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN WILLOW PAPE! YOU ARE NOTHING, KIM! NOTHING!

I'm glad brows are back. Mine cover most of my forehead.

that's what it was thinking. I dig Kanye's music, but her sure does like to hear himself talk. If you're a guest, what are you doing for those 45 minutes?

It's really not a big deal if you do. The doctors, midwives, nurses and whomever have all seen it before. And there's so much going on you probably won't even realize you pooped.

it is. eat high fiber for a few days before, stay hydrated (you might even want to go straight to juice feasting — like drinking an insane amount of fresh juice so you have nutrients and calories, but no fiber). And, you can always do an enema if you like those.

I did these things by accident. I thought I had another…

My son was 3 months when I went back to work, a few hours a week. I'd get in the car and find myself at work 15 miles away with absolutely no memory of driving. I was desperate for sleep, so I talked to my pediatrician about letting him cry. We picked a night, put him to bed and let him cry. I went in every few…

I am absolutely convinced that the leading cause of kids turning out fucked-up is moms worrying themselves half to death over whether they're doing pregnancy wrong. Stress hormones are terrible for adults, why wouldn't they be awful for unborn babies?

As long as you're not mainlining speedballs, chain-smoking, and…

I had to quit all the mommy sites because I did it wrong.

Ways to avoid feeling like a shamed parent:

The food thing: I'm not a parent, but I WAS a VERY picky eater from toddler to about third grade. My diet mainly consisted of grilled cheese sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, spaghetti with meatballs, and biscuits. If my grandmother cooked a vegetable (which meant it was either fried or tasted like bacon) I would eat…

My parents did this for me and my brother. It didn't scar us or anything but people have always assumed that we're half siblings and it was a huge pain in the ass to explain it. I never cared about sharing a name with both parents but I always wanted to share a name with my sibling.

I recently changed my last name, legally. I had been married and took my husband's name. After the divorce, I didn't want to keep it, but I didn't want to return to my somewhat appalling maiden name that reminded me of my somewhat appalling relationship with my family. So I took on a new last name, one I chose…

Why do you care? Why cant a woman do just exactly whatever she wants to do with her name? Why does it bother you that lots and lots of women cant wait to take their husbands last name? Just because you're bitter about something doesnt mean the rest of womanhood has to be.

I was given my mother's surname. I hate it. She never told my dad and I didn't find out til I was twelve. I went by my dad's last name for my whole life. All my school records were his name but all legal documents were his. It was a nightmare. When I got married I changed my name to my dad's last name lol.

I think we're talking passed each other. I think all the villains in your second paragraph are examples of human garbage. however, I don't feel that they are in any way connected to the people looting the airplane's dead. I grew up poor and know people, friends even, that are currently serving lengthy sentences for…

I'm sorry if I implied that all poor people steal. I meant no disrespect to you or to your father's family. For the record, I grew up relatively poor (basically lower working (and often out of work) class), and we stole all the time. Anyway, I think your post speaks well of your family, but my post was only meant to…

"I simply don't have the faculty to assess what would motivate a person to steal shit from plane crash victims" - look, I agree that this is a shitty, shitty thing, but poverty (around 70% of Ukraine lives below the poverty line) and an utter lack of certainty about the future is a pretty obvious reason. The lack of…