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My love for you is like a truck...

ur luv is soft

I stared at that Wacka Flocka gif for a few minutes. That shit is mesmerizing.

The children. They have been left behind.

Years after our planets darkest day 9/11

I'm an attorney, and I defend youths who are accused of sex crimes (among other things). Many end up on the SO registry. I also deal with families involved with child welfare, many of whom have one parent who is a sex offender and considered "untreated," causing the state to intervene in the family. So, I've seen the

Have only ever been a single mom and am ever so glad. I don't have to worry about all this. Sure, it's all on me, but at least I'm not waiting (or wishing) for someone else to pitch in. That would stress me out no end.

Pandi Bearruss

Weird. I was a starter husband. I wish I could have given it a name back then. We married just a few days after my high school graduation. I loved her so much that I kind of threw away everything in my life to get to be with her. A year later we were lying in bed and she rolled over and said she was leaving me.

I dated a boy who lived with his mom on a farm once. During a really bad winter, one of their goats had triplets, and all the kids died except for the runt, so they kept the runt and mama in the house. They lived in the bathroom for the whole winter, and the baby goat would tear through the house with the dogs and sit

I am black and my husband is white, we have a child and very soon we'll have three.

The Hot Chick gets no respect because it's a Rob Schneider movie, but I really like it. Plus, Rachel McAdams is stunningly beautiful in it.

I have a really embarrassing love of Rob Schneider.

It’s wholly unjust that the elitist scum spreading their legs at the front of the plane should travel so much more luxuriously than their fellow humans in coach, which has, thanks to the inexorable normalization of air travel, become little more than a Greyhound bus that makes your ears pop and may, at any moment,

this article is making me wonder whose corn flakes mayer peed in last night.

I think that the article sounds bitchy towards Mayer because it's meant to be bitchy towards Mayer.

As I speak fluent Chinese, please allow me to translate the captions for you:

lame attempt at biting Nigella Lawson's style.

First of all, people of color need to stop waiting for white people to tell our stories. It may be a difficult sale, but there aren't enough sjhow creators like Shonda Rimes or filmmakers like Ava Duvernay. When I was in film school I almost never saw people of color in my film classes and I was always the only black

Seth MacFarlane is only funny to the kind of idiots who seriously think that "political correctness" has run rampant and like to say so constantly. His brand of immature humor is popular because it requires nothing more than an understanding of racial and sexual stereotypes and a willingness to create lines that are