I am pleased to look exactly how my mother hoped I wouldn't.

<3 my giant Samsung Galaxy Note II and I will take all the photos with it that my heart can handle with zero fucks about what anyone has to say!

The most annoying to me is, "What's your nationality?" when I clearly speak perfect American English. That offends the pedant in me more than it does the Chinese girl.

World's worst law firm...

Tom Joyner also gave a full-ride scholarship to Morehouse to Genarlow Wilson, the kid in Atlanta who, at 17, unjustly served two years in jail for statutory rape with a 15-year-old, even though it was consensual. Tom really is fantastic.

I think that's the other way around.

Haha! This also applies to the Sofia Vergara comment.

"Also, do you think his tattoo artists purposely don't clue him in on stupid design decisions like incorrect roman numerals?"

I have a feeling anyone who tattoos him thinks he's an idiot and just goes ahead and gives him what he asks for so he will pay them and GTFO of their tattoo shop. Also, a lot of people will come…

I think it's secret Roman Numeral Language for "this idiot has no idea I'm writing "Squirrel-Fucker" on him in Roman Numerals", put there by a fed up tattoo artist.

OMG YOU GUYS IT TOTALLY DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S MALE OR FEMALE THAT'S WHY I'M HAVING SUCH A FUCKING HISSY FIT THAT YOU WANT A FEMALE CHARACTER. PSSSHAW.

Ha, I just made the exact same comment! He's just repulsive for some reason. Has a face ever been more punchable? In the history of the world?

Doucheface.

It's not 1975.

eah, his tats really suck. It's so cringeingly embarassing how hard he's trying to look cool but just fails so miserably.

I couldn't agree with you more. It makes me angry.

He's trying to look like he's stoned.

It's the "Dylan McKay MkII"

Maybe it's his pin number and he just got it tattooed because he always forgets?