There's duckface, and then there's...this. What is this called? Jaden Smith does the same thing and I don't understand it. And not understanding it makes me feel old. And some underage twat making me feel old makes me angry.

times JB has been a douche

I'm 44 and have just lost all my because of chemo (thank you, breast cancer). When my hair grows back, I'm going to wear it as long as I damn well please. And anyone who tells me I shouldn't can go shave their own bloody head.

Women don't logic? I so sad women don't logic, Ken Fredette. So sad.

My sister is a bad ass at call of duty. She is also teaching our eight year old niece (mutual niece, of our brother's) how to be a mofo at it. Also, she will let my niece wear the mic (not the headset though) and trash talk while she goes on killing sprees.

See, that's what I've never understood about lesbians. How do they decide which one gets to wear the black lingerie and which one wears the white lingerie. Do they trade off? Is it like chess where one of them puts part of each set in a hand and the other one chooses? Or in every relationship is there one good lesbian…

I've never been sadder to read the comments section of Kotaku.

They've already released the theme song:

Lindy, even though I feel like I know you, I am willing to reluctantly admit that I do not know you well enough to know if you'd prefer a "badass feminist lady kicking ass" gif or a "pile of warm fuzzy puppies" gif in the face of this onslaught of asshattery. So I present you with both:

Oh come on, who doesn't want to be the token female on a team of dudebros?

"But being alarmist is way more fun than actually understanding, right?"

+1

"And really, aren't you bored with it? Aren't you bored thinking about it? Isn't it the most soul-deadening shit in the world to think about it?"

+infinity. I survived Stage IV cancer this year, and am finally feeling well again. Apparently, well enough to start obsessing over my body's shape. When that happens, I have…