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The Very Errant Venture
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In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

She’s all about the basic.

Surely there’s a swim suit that covers a woman’s body entirely so as to remain appropria....oh those are being banned? Harassed if you do, harassed if you don’t.

It’s not that you can’t ever compliment women’s bodies. It’s that by doing so in this context, you’re basically just engaging in the flip side of the same bad behavior Trump is. When he calls her Miss Piggy and laments her weight gain, he is reducing her entire value to her looks. When your counter is “actually,

*goes on feminist website*

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying

“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no class.” All that gilded crap in that low-ceilinged New York apartment. Woof.

This happened to me and a friend when we were driving her sedated dog back from the vet. I hopped out at a gas station to get a snack and she got out to pump gas. It was about 75-ish degrees, so the dog was lying down with the windows cracked. I came out to find a woman screaming in my friend’s face that she “didn’t

You know how some people don’t give a flying fuck when some terrible disaster kills countless humans, but will cry like it’s the end of the world if a dog gets hurt? Usually with the excuse “people can defend themselves, dogs can’t” as if people could actually defend themselves from getting shot on sight or buried

Obviously pets need rescuing when they are stuck in hot cars but what happens the first time someone breaks a window and the dog in the car (probably scared and petrified) lunges at the stranger who broke the window and bites/mauls him/her. Or if someone tries to grab the dog and the dog goes all bezerker on them.

I once took my son and my elderly, but huge, husky down to pay my cable bill. It was nine in the morning and still pretty nice out. I wasn’t gone that long. Meanwhile, he had rolled down the window, jumped out, jumped in a parked convertible, jumped into another car, and was finally stopped by a young woman with a

I definitely have mixed feelings about this one. I once stopped at the post office, with my dogs, to get my mail out of my PO Box. I was gone for literally 90 seconds, max, and came out to a woman yelling at me and telling me she had been standing by my car for 10 minutes waiting for me. Meanwhile, since I had been

“We are coming”

lol

I AM PRAYING THAT YOU’RE RIGHT AND I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD!!!

I had a guy I know recently come up behind me and throw his arms around me. He got an elbow to the abdomen and his fee-fees were hurt. I told him to not sneak up on women regardless of who she is, and next time I hope he get punched in the face.