Oh, I think we all know he would - fire or no fire.

You mean the one where they stand right behind you and they try to get you to turn around so that your face is right next to their junk or ‘hit and run’, where they jump out at you in the hallway? There were a few that were popular during my time.

Went to an all boys high school, can confirm this (and other even weirder masturbatory games). 

Mazazon had the right of it, something like only 0.25% of the population actually voted for him

Me neither. Pine just send so bland and the walking definition of ‘person who is there’. Also I largely agree with your order, witha few additions, though I vacillate between Evans and Hemsworth. My order of best Chrises:

Strangely, I'd read it on Jezebel (or at least a blog cross-posted to here), though I can't find it now.

I vaguely recall reading a thing that said juul is like smoking two hundred cigarettes at once, so fuck this story especially

I’ll stick to Mr Blobby, thanks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby

Technically they've already made a MyFitnessPal :p https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Pikachu

It felt a lot like Captain Carrot (from the Discworld series), to me - which I think is a good thing. Nobly born commoner with a magic sword and a destiny to become king... comes nowhere near the throne and goes off to do his own thing. I love the subversion of both the prophecy and the expectation, which is a very…

Yeah, this is a lesson that the fandom really should have learnt after the prequels: it’s fine to speculate, but learn to watch a movie without expectations. Most of the complaints I’ve seen about the sequel trilogy (and also GoT, come to think of it) really boil down to ‘well that’s not how *I* imagined it would happe…

Why yes, I do have a Supercorps fanfic for you to read, why do you ask?

This is the only Mrs Danvers that I need:

So you're saying you want them to release...a snider cut? ;)

There are three for me. The first, as I mentioned in another post, was the latest Star Trek movie. A TV advert spoiled the big twist just before I saw it, so I spent most of the movie just trying to figure out what the hell was going on. It kind of ruined the experience for me because I couldn’t just watch the movie…

For me it’s more that spoilers cause a great deal of confusion. Like when I watched the last Star Trek movie, some idiotic TV advert showed the big twist and as I watched the movie I kept on trying to figure out what was happening with regards to the big twist, which inevitably leads to a new source of stress for me.

Same here. It would have been great if this movie had a strong plot, but if I'm going to watch this movie just to see the world I wanted to live in as a kid - and as a slightly older kid - I’m fine with that!

My theory is that Cersei wins overall (though I don’t know what that will look like, exactly) so it really makes sense and is in keeping with the themes of the show that the good guys win the most important fight while the bad guy defeats them in turn.

Well I can think of another c word that I associate with him...

Yep. For me it’s anxiety related nausea for two days leading up to going to the cinema, followed by an hours-long anxiety attack for the *entirety* of the movie. To this day I have no recollection of the first half of Rogue One*, nor how I even got to the cinema.