Soooo hands up who’s already having a shite Christmas?

I don’t know, I’m going to need to see more photos of DiMarco doing some more modelling challenges. Just to be sure that he doesn’t need any assistance. Though if he does, I’d be happy to help. Because I’m a decent person.

I’m with Dax and Kristen. Apart from comedic opportunities, I never lie to my niece. I may not tell her the complete truth on complicated matters, but I am always upfront with her.

Well I hope you do make it here some day :) . Also, flights to Iceland - which I hear experiences plenty of aurorae - is only about £50 from here. So, if you’re in the neighbourhood...

I travel in straight lines because I have a very literal brain: when I’m told to go in a direction, I go in that direction! Usually, with open world games like Skyrim, I hate that because the mountains are often impossible. Witcher, though, was phenomenal - not just because of the stories but the terrain, too (except…

Well, we just got news this week that social services are taking my sister to court to take her daughter away. It’s not been the best of weeks.

Never seen an aurorae in person either :( . I live in the south of England so it's very rare to see them where I am, but there have been a few occasions over the years where we *could* have. I say could have because every single time it's been clouded over *shakes fist at cloud*

I’m brilliant at putting together flat packs! Unfortunately it's the only thing I'm good at - but once I figure out how to monetize it I'm going to be moderately rich!

I don’t know, but when I saw it my mind went immediately to ‘two in the pink, one in the stink’

Oh she's very PC - a piece of crap!

He’s protecting himself from accidentally grabbing peen.

How pathetic - and the dancing's pretty bad too!

Massively popular is right - Harry and Meghan are coming to my city next week and I, a staunch republican*, am so fucking excited to see her!

Laughing at him now? Nah mate, we’ve been laughing at him for years!

Hey thanks, I’ll check them both out! I don't think I've ever seen a cross dressing period drama before (unless you count Mulan?) so that will be really cool to watch!

Wait is that first one real? What's it called?

#TeamShoe

You could always watch it on mute, subtitles on ;)

She's amazing, she really does deserve to be in the Good Place!

Erm... No it isn’t? Royal etiquette is to first address her formally and then ‘ma’am like ham or jam thereafter’.