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The Very Errant Venture
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Well, we just got news this week that social services are taking my sister to court to take her daughter away. It’s not been the best of weeks.

Never seen an aurorae in person either :( . I live in the south of England so it's very rare to see them where I am, but there have been a few occasions over the years where we *could* have. I say could have because every single time it's been clouded over *shakes fist at cloud*

I’m brilliant at putting together flat packs! Unfortunately it's the only thing I'm good at - but once I figure out how to monetize it I'm going to be moderately rich!

I don’t know, but when I saw it my mind went immediately to ‘two in the pink, one in the stink’

Oh she's very PC - a piece of crap!

He’s protecting himself from accidentally grabbing peen.

How pathetic - and the dancing's pretty bad too!

Massively popular is right - Harry and Meghan are coming to my city next week and I, a staunch republican*, am so fucking excited to see her!

Laughing at him now? Nah mate, we’ve been laughing at him for years!

Hey thanks, I’ll check them both out! I don't think I've ever seen a cross dressing period drama before (unless you count Mulan?) so that will be really cool to watch!

Wait is that first one real? What's it called?

#TeamShoe

You could always watch it on mute, subtitles on ;)

She's amazing, she really does deserve to be in the Good Place!

Erm... No it isn’t? Royal etiquette is to first address her formally and then ‘ma’am like ham or jam thereafter’.

29 and I’d always ask. Mainly because I’m terrible at reading people and it’s quite a relief to know what other people want.

In a thread on another article here, someone commented that economists believe that the US economy is due for a slump before the end of next year. While I’m no expert, quick research says that this appears to be true. So here’s the thing: let’s say the democrats do get a majority in the elections and also manage to

Oh how awful. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. There are no words, I’m so sorry for your loss.

He’s 13 - and not likely to reach 14, what with his hips and an as yet indeterminate growth behind his eye :(