He’s WHAT?!

Damn it, Bobby! I love you, but I hate ONTD. Please stop making me go to their god awful site, and please do start giving it a brief synopsis like the other bullet points.

Aren’t we running out of chocolate though? Also helium. Bye bye decent chocolate birthday cakes and balloons :C

I saw this sword in person just last week when I visited the HisWorld exhibition in Salisbury museum and it really is surprisingly small. Also, alongside it was a miniature Roman gladius made out of meteorite iron from the same field, if I remember correctly.

But even such a step, well meaning as it is, would still require an act of parliament. And evening such a thing were to occur, it would be a difficult thing to regulate. What would be the list of qualifications to enable someone to attain the throne? Is it that which makesa good monarch? Is it knowledge of law and…

Charles certainly is the worst. It was recently reported that he had tried to persuade Tony Blair to not ban fox hunting, claiming it’s ‘romantic’.

I’m long term unemployed and so dirt poor that even though living rent free with my family I can’t even afford food. With all that in mind, take the other job if you can. Do what makes you happy. I’ll be rooting for you :) .

I don’t expect anyone to read this but, well, I forever live in hope. My best friend hascome over from Australia and tomorrow I go to see her, for the first time in 5 years. This should be, and is, a source of immense happiness. The problem is that I have serious anxiety issues. I can’t really go out anymore, at least…

You mean you’re

That’s the one, thanks!

Awww that sounds terrible :( . You’re definitely not alone; my eldest sister throws a tantrum whenever something doesn’t go her way (she’s 36, I’m 28) and -what’s that wordwhere someone goes ‘I’m not being mean, you’re imagining it’? Lampshading? Well, that. Unfortunately I’m long term unemployed and live with my…

Funnily enough, I noticed the flowery prose, too - though my take away is quite different than Cillizza’s.

Slightly off topic but related to your ETA - Tamblyn has always had a remarkable way with words! I don’t know if she still does, but she used to write poetry, including one line that will probably be on my tombstone:

Absolutely we do! I dislike being overheard, so when I was in a public restroom once with three other guys, I couldn’t go. Then I realised that none of the other occupants were doing anything either. So I decided to break the tension by blowing a really loud (fake) raspberry. Let’s just say nothing cuts through…

Same! But with Irn Bru and strepsils/sudocrem.

Well, whenever I go to the movies I invariably experience a two hour long anxiety attack, two hours of nausea (if not outright vomiting), two hours of trying not to pass out as well as a side order of hours of guilt that I’m ruining a nice day out with my dad.

Max is short for Maxima, though, so they both have odd names.

More like Sandor Megan, amirite.

Being in a wheelchair absolutely shouldn’t have any bearing, because it’s not like she had heel spurs - and that’s the real disability.

I thought it was great, though no one told me Queen Elsa would be in it.