If only I could star this more!

Me:

It’s funny, but I always wondered why Rose was looking into Jack’s eyes in the scene - he even tells her to keep her eyes on him - but she’s looking away in the drawing. Now I know why!

Wikipedia tells me they named one of their kids Elizabeth Rose. Which I kind of get, but they waited for their third child to do it. I don’t understand this. Like ‘I don’t know, James, what should we call this one?’

Could someone explain the lit thing to me? I don’t quite trust urban dictionary for new words.

Reading this and all the comments make me feel not quite so alone. You are wonerful :)

Pretty sure that if she had been ambling about, they’d also interpret that as suspicious behaviour :/

Slightly off topic, but I can’t remember a single instance of anyone praising coverage of the Olympics in the US. Meanwhile, practically everyone I know (here in the UK) positively raves about the BBC’s coverage. Perhaps this crap coverage is the reason for the large amounts of apathy towards the Olympics?

I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever done it (it’s been four looong years since my last time) but if I have, I’m pretty sure TV would be to blame. I’ve seen guys do that on so many TV shows and it seemed like a sweet thing those instances. I could see myself emulating those scenes, in trying be tender, myself - even…

Sorry for inflicting Mel Fucking Gibson on you, but when I read what that arsehole said, I was all

Proudly supporting ABUSA - Anyone But USA ;)

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Hoo-boy.

Commenting because I, too, wish to be ungreyed, please. But also SNOWFLAKE’S COMMENT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION BECAUSE THAT CAT IS ADORABLE

Only just got round to reading the article because I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what planet that woman painted on her belly. I’m guessing Risa.

Niantic really need to learn how to handle bugs. Pro-tip: like so

Just to expand a bit more on proposals: fuck public proposals.

Can I stay with you? I was born in England, it’s true, but my mother is Glaswegian, if it helps?

I’ve literally never said that before (and I’ve fucked up plenty of times) and I don’t think I’ve ever heard it said. However, I shall endeavour to use it at every possible moment from now on :D

I’ve been looking forward to this app since it was announced. Hell, longer, because I’ve dreamt about something like this ever since I first played pokemon.

I always get Seth McFarlane confused with Seth Green, and get sad when it’s the former.