That has to be literally the only upside of his rampant mysoginy.

Just to be pedantic: his title isn’t ‘da king OF da North’. It’s ‘motherfucking king IN da motherfucking North’. To give his full title.

I realise it would be terrible for the US if Trump chooses Palin as VP, but I somewhat hope he does. There’s a special kind of joy I take in reading her bollockian drivel.

I’m still stunned that people believed that in the first place. It was coming from the Tories, who are notoriously against the NHS and want to privatise it. It was hilarious/utterly depressing to see those I know who voted to leave realise that no, the NHS wouldn’t suddenly get a magical increase in funding from…

Iceland!

Ha! No lie, my mother had no idea why Gibraltar was also voting. She voted to leave.

A: ‘I say, well done, old chaps! We’ve attained our sovereignty.’

Well, I did come across this tweet:

‘a victory for real people, a victory for ordinary people, a victory for decent people.’

Loved the episode (mostly), but was disappointed in no killer Lady Mormont lines.

Okay I suck at acronyms. I had no idea what OITNB was so my brain immediately went with ‘once in the new belly.’ Thanks for cluing me in that it’s a TV series! (and thanks to google, I now know which TV series, haha).

Oh hey, I’m surprised that Mara Wilson coming out didn’t make it into the tweet beat. How come?

Fuck. I could barely afford an Xbox One, I already wait at least six months to a year until after a game has come out to buy it, there’s no way I will be able to afford this :(

Admittedly my understanding of Sharia law is limited, but I’ve often felt that right-wing politicians, like Trump, would be absolutely okay with having it. Actually, do the Republicans have a version of Sharia law?

Hey, I get you and I understand the fustrations you feel. Too many times people, both in government and the media, shy away from saying that specific and often minority communities are the target of hate. I honestly don’t get why they feel the need to obfuscate this fact. LGBTQI people, POC, women are all targets of…

Ah, so he’s white? What are the odds that he won’t be labelled as a(n attempted) terrorist?

Oh wow, you are so right! I literally went through the cast and remembered all of them *except* Lincoln, haha.

Okay so I’m racking my brain trying to figure out who Captain Bland is and I’m just coming up with nothing - maybe because they’re that bland? Could you help me out?

Your dad absolutely sounds like a dick. But I got to admit, I admire his skill at playing the game of homes.

Okay I realise we shouldn’t say that murdery rapists have a specific look, because such people really can be and are that totally normal guy you thought wouldn’t hurt a fly and doesn’t look the type. But jesus if that guy doesn’t half look like a murdery rapist.