“Dong” is a synonym for home run as defined by Major League Baseball.

Stolen take from LeBatard: if you get busted for steroids and want everyone to forgive and forget, get nice and fat.

I watched the game. Ortiz lipped off about pitch 5 for sure. McCann did a godawful job receiving a borderline slider (which looked way worse live in 4D than it does in the 2D pitchfx box). But strike 6 was nowhere close and Kulpa rang him up for revenge.

Papi u mad

College isn’t THAT important.

All the 1s. I’m fucking tired of Americans acting like prison rape is an integral part of the sentence and not like the problem that it is.

Never wish rape on anyone. It doesn’t make his crimes go away and its something no human should experience. Rape isn’t part of the prison sentence

Not wholly related, but man was I ever disappointed at how Joe Posnanski treated the most pertinent issue in his Paterno hagiography. Guys sports blog has some of the best content on the interwebz yet I can’t in good conscience support somebody that was basically an apologist for a dude that knew children were getting…

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

The airborn spasms kill me. 10/10 for style.

Dude’s just getting ready for summer and doing sick jumps into the pool

“I don’t want to (start) the fight there by acting like a punk,” Maddon said. “I don’t want us to take a page out of ‘Major League’ and flamboyantly flip a bat after a long home run. I don’t want that at all, that has nothing to do with us ascending. I would even like to use this moment even for our minor-league guys…

He’s definitely getting a bigger contract than that.

He won't want to shave his beard for that pretentious old folks home known as the NY Yankees.

When reached for comment, Cavaliers GM Lebron James had this to say:

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

this is first time Mark Landsberger has ever been mentioned on the Internet.

Shades of Mark Landsberger!

I dnt play them games