I believe folks call this “good Kinja".

Social security card, birth certificate, drivers license, credit cards, the hot dog you were eating when you pressed confirm, $37 proof of purchase fee, a tuxedo, a rubber duck, and three tacos for the ticket staff

10. What happens if I forget my phone or my battery dies?

“...even the best hitters only succeed 3/10 times. Baseball is a game of failure.”

Sure, but have you ever considered what an irrelevant cliche that is? Hockey and soccer players miss far more than they score. Almost all basketball players average under 50%. Pro football teams fail to score on most possessions, too.

Terr…

In all fairness, the Orioles Pitchers started it.. Im pretty sure he wont be as much of an asshole if the Baltimore Orioles Pitchers stopped trying to hit him.

Durant and Westbrook are playing together better than they ever have, and the team around them is playing worse. You have Roberson who is an okay wing defender with little to no offensive game outside of quick slashes to the basket from a Westbrook pass. Kanter is possibly the best offensive rebounder in the game and…

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

I don’t know if the Thunder have the bench to truly make a run at Golden State or San Antonio in a seven game series, but I think that possibility isn’t quite as distant as it seems.

A rare instance where replay worsens the game. I know the shot is technically late, but basketball is better when this counts, everyone thinks it’s the right call, and the buzzer beater goes down in lore.

So which hero of this game will get drafted one spot above the 2023 NBA MVP?

You tell em, your grown men playing a fucking childrens game, do it with some class LMAO.

who hurt you?

I love this angle

What? That’s not what I’m saying at all. But whatever, you do you.

Bryce Harper is National, Treasure

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

To me, this GIF ends the rebuttal from the traditionalists.

There are few things more delicious than the tears of a sportswriter whining about the sanctity of baseball and its unwritten rules. I expect to slake my thirst in the coming hours and days.