Not drunk/racist/unstable/violent/drugged up enough for a first rounder Browns pick. Needs to work on his cocaining numbers.

As they cart him off the commentator helpfully says that ‘his eyes are moving!’

I never understand this argument. Are we NOT supposed to be watching the tshow that you are on? Are we supposed to be working on a holiday? Is the implication that he wears something other than sweats while hanging around his house? Who are we supposed to be watching TV with at 10:30am? None of his arguments are…

Why is ESPN pushing Kanell on us so hard?

Kanell just wants male viewers to know he’s out of their league. And he’s right. Most people don’t follow Arena Football.

That’s not a turtleneck, it’s very thin skin.

I realize this is how sports commentators view their audience but here I am, at a bar, in a well appointed outfit. Alone. Since 10:00 a.m.

Well, thank goodness Los Angeles has no issues with congested roads, along with many public transportation options that people use and love.

The NFL probably doesn’t want any team to move to LA. Once that happens, the league can no longer use the threat of LA to extract free stadiums from other cities.

Fuck Levi’s Stadium in particular. At least the NFL has the decency to admit to Chargers, Raiders, and Rams fans that their teams are moving. 49ers fans got their team migrated 38 miles away, down one of the most congested highways in the country, to a suburb of San Jose, and the league still has the audacity to call…

All Wainwright did was talk about how great he and his buddies are and how Heyward is a coward. We might all be used to the Cardinals’ classless “me-first” attitude by now, but it doesn’t make it any less of a blight on the game.

Nobody’s perfect.

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

I don’t know about entertaining, but as the parent of a child of about that age who moved across the country this year, it really connected emotionally, which is (for me) pretty rare with major releases.

LeBron James has won four MVPs, gone to five straight Finals, and once scored 25 straight points in an Eastern Conference Finals game on the road. But the greatest thing he’s done in his career was somehow take a 2-1 series lead in the Finals over a 67 win juggernaut out of the deepest and best conference we’ve ever…

Oh man, you’re going to get those horse people all riled again.

When I read that heading I knew with 100% certainty who the author was going to be.

Ummmmm

The last game they allowed them was fantastic.

If I was a Giants fan, I’d be pissed. Really childish how Beckham was acting and the lack of coaching from Coughlin was disappointing. The NFL should take a stand on this kind behavior.