Right? The Obamas & Crew are adorable, the Queen & Harry are adorable, and the Obamas are leaving soon and I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT.

OMFG. Prince Harry and his Grandma? My Grinchy heart just grew 3 sizes and now I don’t know what do with myself :(

The cop’s didn’t do their job, it doesn’t matter what those girls did in the past, it doesn’t matter that the car was stolen, or that they ran. As soon as that car went into the water everything else flew out the window and their job was to get those girls out of that car and arrest them. It’s a judge’s job to…

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Not because it happened in a rural area, but because nearly an entire family was wiped out. We don't know yet who did it. I am simply speculating just like you are with your theory that it came from within the family.

This is the part where I link the story of the republican lawmaker who advanced that argument being restricted from interacting with female colleagues “for his own safety”

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Can you imagine this flabby orange oaf lying on top of you, sweating, arrhythmically thrusting for three minutes, until he rolls off you, inadvertently scratching you with his oversize, gold Rolex and you notice he never took his black socks off?

This piece shows a staggering amount of self-delusion regarding the political economy of the media.

1) http://fox59.com/2015/03/11/reg… 2) http://www.4029tv.com/Police-Man-Rap… 3) http://www.wtae.com/news/police-ma… 4) http://wytv.com/2014/06/14/man… 5) http://fox59.com/2014/02/10/avo… 6) http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/201… 7) http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/nab… etc. etc. etc. etc. Denying the facts don’t…

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

He gets SO MAD about his hands. What’s funny is that for all of his “Marco was the first person who EVER talked about my hands, who heard of that?!” nonsense, he names Graydon Carter explicitly - HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS AND HE HATES IT.

After reading this I feel like the people on Gallifrey who looked into the time vortex as children.

DID YOU READ THE PART ABOUT HIS HANDS

There is something ABSOLUTELY MESMERIZING about reading Trump’s insane word salad stream of consciousness transcribed in print. Like, people ask him about racial profiling by cops against African Americans - REPEATEDLY - and his response is LITERALLY: China Mexico China Ford Carrier Ford Carrier Nabisco Mexico Mexico…

I do like that just now when he “”””endorsed”””” Cruz, he still dropped a nice little truth bomb: