Ah, are you sitting in the courtroom, following along? Like so many other commenters here, your mind is made up based upon incomplete evidence.

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

I’m sure it’s just one of his Senior Portraits.

A while back, when Ted Cruz said “Obama would never insult me to my face” or some shit like that, I kept imagining him standing in the ring with a mic, then suddenly “Hail to the Chief” starts blasting, the crowd pops, and Obama struts out and down the ramp while Cruz does that wide-eyed “OH MY GOD HE’S HERE, HE HEARD…

I’ll agree that there was no proof they were armed if you agree that there was no proof they weren’t armed.

I’d love to be there when somebody asks these jamokes what part of the Constitution is being attacked. These people think its a goddam Bible. It’s just an instruction manual on how the government is to be set up and the basic functions therein. That’s all.

DONT BREAK THE OATH DADDY!

I’ve had one oath my whole life and it remains true to this day:

I’m not in “aw, shucks, boys will be boys” mode, I’m in “holy hell these are the saddest sacks of shit I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of sad, sad sacks of shit in my life” mode. Let one of these candy-ass pussies fire a shot in anger, THEN call in two Apaches.

It’s like he’s a US senator who had to learn about these issues in the context of that job, whereas Trump clearly doesn’t give a shit enough to learn anything about any of the issues a US national politician has to deal with.

To be fair to Rubio (shudder) his answer was very good. He hedges a bit on the details but given that he mentions the subs first he’s probably looking at them as the priority (which is the right call IMO).

Tyler has always seemed like a reasonable and thoughtful writer. Calling out Trump as an unqualified egomaniac seems perfectly consistent with that.

I read Rubio’s answer as “The submarines are the most critical of the three, but the other two are aging badly as well” from the way he phrased it, but maybe that’s just me.

Rubio at least understood the question. He didn’t answer which one (air, sea, or land) was most in need of modernization, but it was at least clear that Rubio understood the issue.

I agree that the Hot Coffee case has nothing to do with this one - so why bring it up? But since you did - when you demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of something that you reference specifically to make your point, people will point out your obvious lack of understanding of that thing.