This is terribly sad. Also, somewhat related is this article where Robert Evans of Cracked read every single issue of Isis’ magazine. (Yes, they have a magazine, and the things you learn in it is stuff you really never hear politicians talking about.)

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I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

Pinkham, this one’s for you:

Here’s how the call between Pinkham and the people at Wonkette went in my head.

“I think what they did was tacky. But I also think it’s weird that someone out there chooses which terrible events to get upset about. Funny that nobody is writing that article.”

But part of the attacks in Paris specifically targeted a soccer match.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

First, the writer notes that in the aftermath of the bombing of Turkey’s capital Ankara that took over 100 lives and injured more than 400 others just over a month ago, there weren’t any similar shows of solidarity during international matches

I do have to give Anthony cred for the Raw Craft series on YouTube. Granted it’s a glorified ad for whisky (or whiskey, whatever) he seems to be in his element here and they are very enjoyable to watch.

I could not even order anything from that menu without hating myself, and them, omg.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Australia is a prison colony, no way that we can trust anything they have to say. Especially when it comes to toilet water swirling direction.

Apparently the gratitude was one sided. That could honestly be a headline from The Onion.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I can not say anything bad here, for I am like the buzzing of flies to him!

This is another eye-opening moment. Totally not defending the asshole customer and I’m sorry for all of the servers involved. But...