Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

That quote is Briscoe-ian in its executi0n.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Since I’m gay I obvi have little sympathy for her beliefs. Buuuut, I recognize 3 things: we can’t effectively thought-police people when they apply for a job, there are a lot of people in the South who think like this, and I can’t think of anything worse than dealing with someone on my wedding day who is fiercely and…

I have no doubt she feels she’s forgiven. And if she divorces yet again, she’ll be forgiven yet again.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Where the hell is Jack McCoy when you need him?

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

As a gray, can I ask someone to post the ‘fuck this, fuck that’ cat GIF?

I feel like you have to have little to no self respect to work in food service.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

First off, this is Behind Closed Ovens. The entire point of the feature is to give servers an oportunity to speak that the Yelps and consumer advocates of the world don’t. So everything here is about servers.

Sucks she wouldn’t do an interview. This probably didn’t help!

I’m actually 100% white and I can’t fucking stand the “I’ve been privy to their racist comments against minorities because clearly ALL white people are in this together” thing either.* Some white people just assume that races are “teams” and we’re all obviously out to get each other.

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.