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Shock G was one of the most underrated talents of the “Golden Age” of Hip Hop. His production was fun, his flow was excellent, and his humor was puckish. He had a knack for creating believable falsehoods and personas. One of my favorite Digital Underground songs is “Nuttin’ Dis Funky” on This is an EP Release where

Man that sucks. Digital Underground is so underrated. I hate to think some people pass them off as a novelty act. Shock G had so much talent and humor.

What about my favorite frivolity, Darth Spatula?

A working surface the size of a ping pong table.

Chanterelles are proof that God exists and She wants us to be happy.

Does whisky count as a food?

You mean the version I watched wasn't 20 hours long?

That’s no way to get TikTok likes!

It’s not about a literal interpretation of “I don’t see color” - it’s about how the majority of people who say that are effectively saying “skin color isn’t a factor in my life”. While there are ways that that can be a good thing - people shouldn’t factor skin color into their judgements, it is important to also

The entirety of kdrama: this.

My go to oyster snack is similar. Triscuit (what else), cream cheese, smoked oyster, and a sprinkle of the best salt in your pantry. A dash of hot sauce or a squeeze of fresh lemon is a nice touch, but not necessary.

Don’t have a Defector account, so I’m starring you here.

As a white person, I REALLY want to think that entire thing was an attempt at some sort of joke, which doesn’t land because my fellow white people tend to be not half as smart as they think they are.

He looks like he built this thing to run into BLM protest crowds.

I can’t see how anything involving both sour cream & raisins would somehow add up to greater than the sum of its horrible, horrible parts, regardless of what else is involved. Hard pass.

That might be because you use the raisins as directed. You need to prep them before use. Soak them in a flavorful liquid first.

He spit more in 10 minutes than cats did in their whole career.

“A Healthy Distrust” is a top 10 all-time album for me, but I never really listened to much else he did after that. No real reason, just never have. I really should.

For me, it’s my college years. I mean, I was listening to Death Row when I was 10-11 years old (you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baseball team full of Catholic school 7th and 8th grade white boys crying while warming up for a Saturday doubleheader because they just found out Tupac died), but my nostalgia is for

Here if you have a chronic condition that would qualify you, you do not have to show proof of that. Essentially anyone over 15 can get it, they just have to say they have a medical condition.