This looks delicious! I was going to make a fall-themed cocktail tonight that included resposado tequila and pear nectar as the two main ingredients, but the store I went to didn’t have pear nectar so I got some pear cider as a replacement. This was a grave mistake.

That 1984 Seville was my first car! The specific one pictured even! I got it in 1997 during my senior year while everyone at my high school was obsessed with Hondas and Acuras, but I always liked a big, smooth ride.

Where are the stories on all the good things Louisville Metro Police have done? Why always focus on just the 738,000 bad apples?

Over the last few years my financial situation has improved from living paycheck to paycheck, having substantial debt, and literally having no money in the bank at the end of the month to being debt free, able to put a substantial amount into savings each month, and having an emergency fund that would cover about…

Over the last few years my financial situation has improved from living paycheck to paycheck, having substantial debt, and literally having no money in the bank at the end of the month to being debt free, able to put a substantial amount into savings each month, and having an emergency fund that would cover about…

Tools. If you need a specialized tool for one-time use and can’t borrow it or rent it, then sure, cheap out. But if you are buying something you are going to use somewhat regularly, get decent tools.

I like non-chocolate candy as much as the next guy, but if your state’s favorite candy (I know these kinds of maps are not actually representative of anything, but for the sake of this conversation, let’s assume it’s accurate) is Twizzlers, Blow Pops, Dum Dums, or--for fuck’s sake, Oklahoma--Runts, you deserve to be…

I’ve always considered BLTs breakfast food. But then, I suppose I’ve always considered whatever food you eat for breakfast “breakfast food.”

Gotta love the “nobody is a harsher critic than those of us who attended” argument. It’s almost always immediately followed by “how dare you even suggest it is anything other than perfect and that we take a look at our traditions!”

“I just need to make it to that tree. Made it. Now I just need to make it to that car. Okay. Now to that house...”

If it’s a safety issue, that’s one thing. And correcting a child’s behavior in a calm manner is usually fine. But if someone yelled at my kid when nobody was in danger of getting hurt, we’re going to have a problem.

I can’t speak for your friends, obviously, but for me, “I’m sorry” from friends was enough. Just be there for them and respect the friendship. They probably want to talk and think about other stuff. I appreciated a friend that invited to grab a beer and watch a basketball game like he normally would have instead of…

Also, that maybe it’ll stop people from saying all sorts of stupid shit to people when they hear about a pregnancy loss.

Duane Martin, one of the few black men in movies who you can tell actually knows how to play basketball

Pumpkin spice flavor manages to be both wildly overrated and get a bad rap (mostly because of how overrated it is). Other than pumpkin pie not being No. 1, this list is fine. Pumpkin spiced pastries and desserts are typically pretty good, pumpkin beer is fine when it’s not overly sweet—I like Elysian’s Night Owl—and in…

“Sorry, the ice cream machine is out of order tonight.”

whenever i am comped for something i ordered i tip the full amount of the thing. that’s what i would have paid anyways.

I can’t wait to buy one of these, eat all the peanut butter ones out, then get mad that all the good ones are gone.

Look...if I want to visualize weird units, I will simply use a mirror.

This doesn’t really work for high-cost-of-living areas. I live in one of the most expensive parts of the country and while I make good money, there is literally not a single house listed on Zillow for 3X my annual income. There are a handful of condos and apartments, but nothing I’d want to live in, let alone own.