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For a brief period a number of years ago I went down a homemade mustard rabbit whole and really got into making my own mustards (please form an orderly queue, ladies...). I was also doing a lot of home brewing then and one of the best mustards I made used my porter in the recipe, but I never even considered going the

So far, it seems the NBA’s bubble approach works better than the MLB’s looser guidelines

Ah. Well that explains that. Thank you.

Surprised to see absolutely nothing for Barry.

An obvious one, but many of my butter knives have slightly bent tips from being used as screwdrivers...

The people yelling about HIPPA and masks are the new “What about free speech?!?” idiots whenever someone gets fired by a private company for making public statements that reflect poorly on the company.

My daughter lost her beloved stuffed pig when she was four. It was a Beanie Baby, so easy enough to replace, but she didn’t fall for it because the new pig was “angry,” she said. I didn’t know what she was talking about, then she showed me. The stitching on the replacement one dropped down over one of the eyes to make

I’ve been thinking about Michael Harriot saying “Tom Cotton is the Rand Paul of Steve Kings” nonstop for three days now.

Definitely Paul Ryan. But Rand Paul’s neighbor could take them both.

1 large cauliflower (about the side of a toddler’s head)

I had a fairly serious injury on my 38th birthday that has restricted my running (I’m now a few weeks away from 40), but when I used to run regularly, I always preferred running on an empty stomach. I never ran really long distances, but I did a couple half marathons on an empty stomach and they went better than some

I’d put KMD between MOP and ABC.

You had me at “let’s eat 40 dozen a day.”

Tom Cotton is the Rand Paul of Steve Kings.

No, you’ve given it a fair shake. This is, somehow, worse than the soup tube idea a couple weeks ago...

The real hero of this video is the guy who keeps shouting about the lady’s “two hundred and forty thousand on TikTok”

I, too, remember the first time I pissed on a random guy’s face. Though it wasn’t jellyfish-related and I was rewarded handsomely for it, you still never forget your first time...

This can’t be the actual production model that they will unveil. They don’t even have the steering wheel on the right side!

Reminds me of when billionaire Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross stopped in at 7-11 for a can of soup and a tallboy.