5th Gear: VW Investor Wonders Why Managers Get Paid So Well

What a glorious age we live in. But can we keep these figures quiet so the insurance companies don’t catch wind of this?

My Dad bought that fader switch! But damn, why didn’t he get the pipe organ?

The safety rating of Mustangs just increased by one star!

She was just another one of “Rupert’s Robots”. Murdoch is the modern equivalent to Joseph Goebbels, and Ailes was just another one of his horrible henchmen. If Tantaros has a brain and speaks five languages, how was she so duped by these propagandists?

And so she gladly signed up! After all, look at the picture. And she forgot to mention big boobs and big mouths. Don’t tell me she didn’t know this going in. Fox News is a horrible representation of what they consider news, and has never been “fair” or “balanced”.

And so beginneth the trial by media.

This is where they manufacture offendedness.

As are you.

Why wouldn’t a guy?

BETTER SEX IF YOU BUY THIS CAR!!!!!! Yes, you can see this headline on the cover of the mag. Yes, you can.

Many years ago,(early 80's) we stopped in at the Auburn Cord Duesenberg Museum in Indiana. There was NOBODY in there, so my brother and I just went beyond the velvet ropes and sat in the Cord, and were amazed at the finger ring gear shifter, and even rolled the hidden lights up and down. You couldn’t do that today!

The Honda Accord commercial wher ethe grown man looks wistfully out the window after growing up racing various vehicles. It ends with...THE ACCORD???? His life really is over.

This car is a guaranteed homewrecker. If you have no other commitments outside of this car, then NP. Otherwise, run like hell.

I’ll miss the Dart. But WHY did it take so so long to come out with a real performance package...that never was?

Thank you, Alex Lloyd. What a great article, and another reason why Jalopnik is the gearhead’s go to site.

Great job by the police in capturing him so quickly.

The Dodge Dart coulda been better, but wasn’t. They looked great in orange and the right trim package. It’s too bad that they used the same engine as the Abarth but didn’t amp it up some. I’ve seen some of them modded out and they fly.

America’s Team!!!!!

If you have ever attended a NASCAR race it is much like going to a strip club. Very exciting for the first number of laps, but things tends to diminish after awhile, and you wish you were out there driving but no, sadly, you cannot. So you just keep spending money until it’s time to go home, where you leave with…