The Honda Accord commercial wher ethe grown man looks wistfully out the window after growing up racing various vehicles. It ends with...THE ACCORD???? His life really is over.

This car is a guaranteed homewrecker. If you have no other commitments outside of this car, then NP. Otherwise, run like hell.

I’ll miss the Dart. But WHY did it take so so long to come out with a real performance package...that never was?

Thank you, Alex Lloyd. What a great article, and another reason why Jalopnik is the gearhead’s go to site.

Great job by the police in capturing him so quickly.

The Dodge Dart coulda been better, but wasn’t. They looked great in orange and the right trim package. It’s too bad that they used the same engine as the Abarth but didn’t amp it up some. I’ve seen some of them modded out and they fly.

America’s Team!!!!!

If you have ever attended a NASCAR race it is much like going to a strip club. Very exciting for the first number of laps, but things tends to diminish after awhile, and you wish you were out there driving but no, sadly, you cannot. So you just keep spending money until it’s time to go home, where you leave with…

Any driver stuck behind THAT person texting at a left turn light, and then taking so long to get going that they make it just in time for the light to turn red, leaving all others behind. Whom the fuck suffers these fools gladly??? WHOM???

Or worse, a group of them spread out making it impossible to pass.

I once foolishly didn’t check the weather to drive back to college, and not only did I get hit with sleet, but rock salt as well. Pain with some extra seasoning.

While she is texting and has full occupation of the left lane. If I had a rocket launcher...

You might want to start with a GoPedal. Easy to install, and a noticable difference in throttle response for not much money. After that, the sky’s the limit, with aftermarket mods. Mine has the stage 3 Road Race intake/ECU. Magnaflow Dynamax exhaust as well, which makes it sound even angrier than the great stock…

The hell with the Porche, just the writing in this article made me howl like a monkey! I look forward to more graverobber.

Well said, but take out the maybe! A few mods and 220 hp later, and you will be grinning every time it every time you fire up le bomba.

I’m feeling verklempt.

I think that this car would get rave reviews if there weren’t so many great choices out there. 25 years ago, my neighbor had an SE-R and it was a two door rolling barrel of monkeys. It was simple, and followed the original GTI/BMW 3 series/CRX model of fun over creature comforts.

Awesome just got awesomer. Crazy just got crazier.

Please show the world a picture of the slug that ripped him off, when he is apprehended. The world needs both closure and to be educated as to what a creep like this looks like.

It has a very Aztek-like aesthetic quality about it. And yet, it will sell, because of the masses that like to be told what to buy.