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You’re going to Hell for this.

Is Drew dead

In other news, the U.S. Golf Association announced its HOA Apprenticeship Program. 

I’ll try, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to tell me “Sir, this is an elementary school. You have to live in Alabama to vote for that election.”

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

Damn Lombardi that was a lot of words when you could have just said “Hey I, a racist,think black men are shiftless”

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

PTI