There are a whole bunch here in Western-Central Maryland. In fact I can count four off the top of my head that are within a 20 minute drive from my house. They are notoriously slow though.

I honestly don’t really care about the results of the lottery. I just want Joel Embiid reaction gifs please.

Is it weird if my wife isn’t a big fan of either? She’s pretty indifferent to fingering, and she says that oral makes her feel ticklish. Which is pretty unfortunate, because I really enjoy doing both for her.

I actually started a similar routine on New Year’s Day this year. I’ve always sucked at push-ups (no chest strength whatsoever), so I decided to do one push-up a day for a week. Then once the first day of the second week of the year I upped it to two a day. Now I’m on week 5 and I feel much stronger than before. I’m…

I work in a leasing office that doubles as the model apartment. This is the view off of the balcony.