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It must be really offensive just filled with swears and slurs going by what Jerry Seinfeld was talking about. Sorry I’m too “woke” for the Pop Tart movie. I guess I’ll watch something wholesome like Always Sunny in Philadelphia or American Dad reruns. 

My theory is that it was planned that way from the start as a gimmick for Netflix to increase view counts. They’re betting on Synder’s fans hashtagging releasethesnydercutagain or some shit like that.

Why was he trying to destroy her career? First guess would be she didn’t wanna sleep with him, but considering what a nut job he is it could have been she made fun of his favourite toy car...

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If you’re going to include UK shows , the absence of The Fast Show (or its sort of predecessor The Harry Enfield show) is a bit weird seeing as rightly or wrongly stuff like Catherine Tate and Mitchell and Webb were influenced by it

These excerpts were, undeniably, embarrassing—at one point, a testifying Green pointed to her “Frenchness” as a reason for some of the nastier invective

Given the laughter that came after his suggestion that he might end up as a Number 2 (to Kendall, presumably) is probably a good indicactor that he’s not rising much further. And considering Tom, his benefactor/tormentor, seems to be adrift, the odds seem longer. I suppose I could be wrong, but this is probably as far

Was he taking off the mask, though?  Tom was in full damage control mode, grasping at any and every straw.  Shoring up his broken relationship with Shiv was probably just another desperate opportunistic play.  

Jennifer Lawrence had a fall from grace?

You didn't even mention the best part.  The book in question is over 1000 pages.  Its just wall to wall pages of fake tweets insulting the Rowling stand in.  Its genuinely pathetic. 

The average person doesn’t care what the average trans person identifies as either, but for some reason, JK Rowling is insisting we should Care what bathroom trans people are allowed to use.

  You're not going to defend yourself or your nonexistent family with guns, fool. Stop lying to yourself. 

There is always someone who just has to let everyone know they have a micropenis. Thanks for being that moron.

I think he was completely burned out when he left.

If a speaker is invited to a public university, their speech is protected by the First Amendment. To deplatform them—no matter *who* they are—is censorship.

Good grief, props to the set design. That was exceptional. No Orange Julius or Cinnabon kind of shattered the verisimilitude but hey we’ll let that go.

Jeebus. Who fucking cares. Just tell us who to be outraged at and subsequently cancel so we can get on with our day.

Fortunately, Joni Mitchell had no parents. Like Aphrodite, she rose from the sea and the gentle breeze blew her to Canada.

As soon as you’re born, they make you feel small

Welcome to country music. White people dance in lines in order to make sure they’re all doing the same thing at the same time.

Man, they got that monster design just right - believably plastic/rubber, but also just human enough to convey emotion and hit that uncanny spot.