The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

I heard the NFL and CBS were working on a plan to bring Cook back for a series of spots to air during the regular season entitled “Someone Shit on the Colts.”

I was prepared to give this four episodes (I’m not super into sci-fi) before making a decision, but turns out I didn’t need four. This was fucking great, and I would have binged it all last night if it had been available.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Hear me out: Five Centers.

White men fighting in Philly? Yawn.

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

So the Chippewas gave OSU the victory, only to take it back? Fucking typical.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Wow, I am legitimately surprised. Miyamoto on site too? Damn.

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

#allseatsmatter

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.