I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

The thing about the Chiefs not winning a game with a QB they drafted for 29 years is my pick for most mind blowing NFL stat. You almost can’t believe it until you look it up for yourself, it seems impossible. Only 2 of those 11 QBs have even gotten a start, those two have 11 starts total. Brodie Croyle got 10 of them,…

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Terrell Owens does.

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

I knew a beverage cart server at the club where Michael Jordan had a house. She said he ordered pint glasses full of Grey Goose, at least four times a round.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

Searching for it...

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead.” - Malcolm Butler, Super Bowl XLIX

It’s liiiiiiiiiit(ten)

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Someone fuckin hates this guy

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.