Whenever I drive/am driven/ride the train past the art museum, I like to imagine it’s actually the Palace of the King of Philadelphia. Furthermore, when I’m at the museum, I pretend that I am said king, roaming my spacious halls and inspecting my art collection, enjoying the echo of my footsteps.

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

Ballsy move, being the only guy in the stadium.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

He might be the MVP, but he’d have been hero if he took a chance and got his bonus AND his 69th 3 of the season.

Yeah, that kid gets kudos too. They remind me of a little alien scout that just came off the mothership.

Adding to the pile of stupidity is that we are so numbed by LeBron’s greatness, we somehow let Kawhi pass him just for the right to sneak into the MVP race. LeBron is only averaging career highs in both assists and rebounds this season. But sure, let’s talk about Kawhi’s 3.4 and 6.0 in those categories.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

3. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

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Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.