This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

Shades of:

*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

SportScience says its Magic

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

“That’s all fine and good....but is it a sandwich?”

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

vanilla offense

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

this, my friend, is the very best kinja.

It’s still crazy to me how hip hop now-a-days samples songs that are only months/weeks/days old.

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

I would always rather know. I wouldn’t necessarily end a relationship over being cheated on if my partner was honest with me about it (depending on a million other factors, obviously), but I would absolutely end a relationship if I was cheated on and found out by some means other than my partner coming clean.

watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.

Usually Lincoln’s the progressive and Jefferson’s the racist...

Geez, this last season of Portlandia is taking a dark turn...